3.2.14

once 'rontel' reaches a certain number of amazon reviews, i'm going to turn on the oven and hold my head and rontel's in it until we die together

6 comments:

Kevin J Clune said...

"Emo books make local man kill self,kitty cat."

sam pink said...

just imagined rontel taking a nap in the oven and not dying, but i die and then eventually he crawls out, over my body and headbutts my leg a few times like, 'come on, man.'

Kevin J Clune said...

front page of paper is Rontel walking over your corpse and "The audacity of hope!" in giant letters

sam pink said...

just fully envisioned the moment when i will one day find him dead and like, it'll be him but he won't be there.

Anonymous said...

He gon die

jereme said...

Just visualized an aerial shot of you standing over a prone rontel on the carpet wearing a red bowtie and cocaine caking his nostrils.