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special type of surgery where the doctor agrees to cut open your chest, allowing access to your heart, then closes it back a little, but only enough so you can get on the bus and sit down next to someone and say, 'hey check this shit out' then open your shirt and reach into your chest and rip your own heart out before laughing a little and falling to the floor of the bus

3 comments:

darcie wilder said...

carrying open containers of liquid is frowned up on nyc buses

darcie wilder said...

but maybe that's more of a "seasoned meat"

jereme said...

people on the bus giggle, laugh and guffaw over the size of the heart.