genuinely wanting to get a CTA job so my first day while i'm driving a train, i can get on the p.a. and say, "Attention everyone aboard, fuck you all, and fuck anything that means anything to you" then peacefully bring the train to a stop in the middle of a tunnel, get out, and go live among the rats as their holy guide.  

1 comment:

trevor john said...

Did you pick out a scepter?