20.3.14

AN ANALYSIS OF THE BABY IN THIS AD I SEE ON MY WAY TO WORK


here it is. i mentioned this baby/ad a while ago.  i see the ad every time i go to work.  it's in the mall transfer between washington blue line/red line.  i dont even know what the ad is for i just stop and look at the baby for a second and laugh then continue on. i probably will never be able to convey what this baby does for me, but, here's a couple thoughts.  1. he has the two bottom teeth (and i'm assuming two top teeth) and nothing else.  this creates an enjoyable 'insect pincers' affect. i often imagine myself in the corner of a room as he advances on me (in a crawl?  in his mom's arms like the picture?) and he is smiling and chomping down his pincers at me. 2. the way his arms are posed seems really funny, he's just like, being held up there all bunched up.  he has the 'negative wrists/knuckles' like where the fat creates a roll. the way he's being held also seems to convey, 'yo check this baby out, eh?'  3. his hair makes me laugh for some reason. can't seem to not think that he himself combed it that way, while chomping down his pincers and looking at himself in the mirror.  4. the size of his head.  every time i pass by the picture, i think a variation of 'check out THAT muffin' or like, 'lookatta size of THAT dumpling.'  5. every time i see the baby, i imagine him laughing like, 'nehehehehe' in like, a raspy voice.  overall, i'm very thankful that i have this little treat on my way to work.  the end.

5 comments:

phages said...

clearly a delightful baby. in other news i came across this site: http://helloletsdate.com/

some guy uses tinder to confuse and scare potential dates and then screen shots their responses. you might like?

sam pink said...

that sounds awful, get back to the baby

phages said...

okay just got back from rethinking my life and am focused once again on the baby.

jereme said...

shemp lives

Kevin J Clune said...

wow nice baby way to go