a solid way to terrify a stranger is to go up to him/her in the street and say, 'koofleckio streppins, i thought it was you!!' and then hold your hands up in a 'i'm going to get you!' manner while blocking every way they try to walk.

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kelly schirmann said...

shed a tiny tear of joy imagining you being hired by the fbi to give people fake names as they entered witness protection