been adding 'but i mean yeah, i'm trash so...' to a lot of things i say in public.
i remember hearing someone use the 'if we allow gay marriage then next, people will want to marry dogs' argument and at first i was like 'what the fuck' but then i was like, 'wait yeah, i'd marry a dog.'
new website called 'cluckers' where you post 100 character 'clucks'

code name 'boss crumbkilla'


this person made a shirt with 'dead horse' printed on it.


neighborhood tradition where people gather to compete in a tournament where the challenge is headbutting each other at the same time and whoever quits loses and the winner advances.


just thought 'sniping angels from a position high up in a tree, using a bow and arrow.'
a review of 'witch piss'