24.1.15

EXCLUSIVE EXCERPT FROM NEW NOVEL CALLED 'I'M STONED AND I WANT TO FUCK'

really shouldn't be doing this but my new shit is too hot to handle. so here's the first chapter to my new novel, forthcoming from harper perennial, titled I"M STONED AND I WANT TO FUCK'

chapter 1

the guy was on his way to the place. it was a place he'd never been before but that was ok because it wasn't the kind of place you had to have been to before to go there.  but wasn't every place? the guy reached into his pocket and found something.  he took it out. 'what the fuck is this,' he thought, looking at it.  then he remember it was his phone. another guy came up out of nowhere and was like, 'hey, what is lettuce.'  and the guy, not missing a note, said, 'it's  a vegetable dude.'  but the guy was more worried about the lettuce of his mind.  that spiritual lettuce, feel me?  at the place the guy went to, there were things all over.  you could grab the things but did one ever really touch them?  the guy wonder this as he worked on his homemade rocketship at home later.  it was a good rocket so far, but would it bring him back home? questions upon questions, like the fleeting sands of motherfucking time, like a delicate blister on the top of one's pissing area, to be treated with respect and concern.  timeless. fuck you rocket, he thought, but not really.

2 comments:

jereme said...

ruptured a chakra reading this.

sam pink said...

let's open a store in LA called 'boom chakra-laka boom' where it's just us standing there with nothing in the store and we yell 'get the fuck out' if anyone comes in