27.2.15

IMPROVISED OVERLY NEGATIVE REVIEW #3: STARBURST GUM

hey, starburst gum, you think you're fucking awesome...but i got news for you...YOU SUCK! two minutes into chewing a piece it felt like i was eating stinky pussy that was frothing out bubblegum flavored toothpaste. wanna know something?  I HATE YOU!  FUCK YOU! BE BETTER!

1 comment:

jereme said...

Really hope #4 is from the perspective of a white kid living in hawaii.