28.2.15

IMPROVISED OVERLY NEGATIVE REVIEW #4: THE PAPERTOWELS MY ROOMMATE BOUGHT

sooooooo, i'm supposed to dry my hands with you?  i'm supposed to dry up spills with you?  YEAH RIGHT! with your thin, see-thru ass bullshit!  if i wanted to dry my hands off or wipe the counter down with something the consistency of spider-webbing, i'd buy a shitload of spiders and harvest their webs and wrap them around a cardboard roll.  so guess what, FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING SUUUUUUUUUUCK!

2 comments:

Geneviève said...

I laughed a lot when I read this.

sam pink said...

so--and don't not like me for asking but--do you like me then...or? i'm just sayin...