28.2.15

IMPROVISED OVERLY NEGATIVE REVIEW #5: PEOPLE WHO TRY TO AGGRESSIVELY PUSH OPEN THE SIDE DOOR ON THE BUS

hey einstein, can you read?  HA! didn't think so*. because if you could, you'd see that on the sidedoor of the bus, it says 'to open door, touch here.'  TOUCH! not push. not shoulder. TOUCH. what's that? you tried to push it open but it didn't move so you pushed harder?  that makes sense.....NOT! here, let me help you. let me take your STUPID hand in my mine and touch it to the door, which will set off the sensor and let us all off. BOTTOM LINE....FUCK YOU DUMMY! YOU, QUITE FRANKLY, SUCK!

(* actually i hope you can read, so you can read this and know how much you FUCKING SUCK! haha!)

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