'the year is 2016...and all is well with the world...or is it? a growing shortage of crumbs has lead those in the know to begin manufacturing artificial crumbs for a starving populace....'

(cut to a shot of a frazzled looking scientist reading a printout in a lab.)

scientist: these numbers....they can't be right. we don't have much time....

(scientists wheels chair over to a cage with lab rats in it, holding cellphhones. the scientist watches for a moment then drops a few artificial crumbs [krum-methyl642-hydracetaphyll] into the cage and watches as the rats slowly take to the crumbs)

scientist: n'yes! perfect! yesssssss!

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