5.3.15

IMPROVISED OVERLY NEGATIVE REVIEW #11: GUY AT THE BAR

man i tell you what, if i didn't think you were already cool standing there in plain view of the entire liquor selection of the bar but still listing obscure scotches for the bartender to tell you the don't carry, i sure do now that you're recounting stories of how insane you and your friends were in college! NOT NOT NOT! i wasn't expecting that one story to end with all of you very drunk and doing something mildly perverted to each other or one of your other friends! WHOA! and that one about 'McHaley' or whoever, fuckk! you're saying he had SEX with that one girl!? (record scratching stopped sound). DAMN DUDE! i wanna party with you guys, except NOT! more like i want to hit you all so you have a place tht hurts on you! you dummies! have fun at your high-paying bogus ass business jobs! FUCK YOU, YOU SUCK!

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