5.3.15

IMPROVISED OVERLY NEGATIVE REVIEW#10: LOUD GUY IN LINE AT THE POST OFFICE/GOVERNMENT FACILITY

damn dude, you're right, i didn't think about it, but you're right, if they opened up another window, the line would move more quickly! holy shit! because you're the only one waiting right?! how could we all be so rude and not just let you go right ahead. why, they should open up a special window, manned at all times, 24/7, solely for you just in case you stop by and forgot how to wait patiently like an adult! NOT! YOU SUCK, DUDE! what's that? 'this is ridiculous'? you know what, you're right, ONLY YOU'RE THE THING THAT IS RIDICULOUS YOU RIDICULOUS DUMMY! so shut the fuck up and stand in line like a good little fuck, or i'll pull you to the back of the line by your stupid neck you BAD PERSON WITH NO MANNERS! because i'm sure the employees aren't dealing with assholes like you all day! BOTTOM LINE: FUCK YOU, YOU SUCK!

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