have a small blank (including cover) hardcover journal thing that looks like a book and i will make a cover for it and handwrite a part of a new book in it for a small fee.  in the interest of transparency, the money will be used to buy new work boots

also have a single copy each of the original printing of 'gerald mcclellan vs nigel benn' and the original 'clone myself...'  (from paper hero press)