clearing out everything in the fridge, including the shelves, and getting inside dressed like a slice of pizza so when your roommate comes home and opens the fridge you can be like, 'hey, looking to steal me from your roommate when all he wants to do is eat me after working sixteen hours in a shithole you MOTHERFUCKING THIEF!'
my baby rontel has been dead for almost a year. i have a 2'x3' poster of him as a kitten and i'll handwrite as much of 'rontel' on the back of it as i can (feel like i can get it all if i try hard enough. but i have to try hard enough, i have to) for whoever offers the most. i need money for a new computer. sampinkisalive at g mail dot com