22.5.15

clearing out everything in the fridge, including the shelves, and getting inside dressed like a slice of pizza so when your roommate comes home and opens the fridge you can be like, 'hey, looking to steal me from your roommate when all he wants to do is eat me after working sixteen hours in a shithole you MOTHERFUCKING THIEF!'

1 comment:

Chris Emerson said...

girl if u lived w me i'd never steal ya pizza