i got books. email me if you want to buy books. sampinkisalive at g mail dot com. use them to get laid. i have been told by different sources these books help you get laid. at the very least you will feel ok for two hours in your room. which is better than getting laid. i'll rub them in my armpit before mailing them i dont care. get this nectar,youngin.
hollywood hog-slammer jereme dean had this to say about the scorching new short story, THE DISHWASHER:
This short story by Sam Pink made me feel less alone. Not just a little, but, like, momentarily completely un-alone.
at turns moving and scorching, a grab you by the seat of your pants thriller. necessary and succulent. are your dishes clean?!