18.9.15

raising money for moving expenses.  have drawings to sell.  also going to shave my beard and glue it to the front and back covers of a copy of 'person' for the highest bidder (beard is really big right now and will cover entire front and back cover. it'll keep you warm at night/be endless potential for cloning/voodoo/confusing buddy for your pet/whatever!). will also handwrite an entire book.... (in ted dibiase voice) for the right price, hehe. if you live in chicago, i can do things like paint your apartment, read at your bar mitzvah, murder you in your sleep, etc. get at me,motherfuckers.  sampinkisalive at g  mail dot com

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